Two elderly gentlemen overhead at Sears – one the customer, one the clerk:
Clerk: “Would you like a gift receipt with that in case she doesn’t like it?”
Customer: “What’s not to like?”
Clerk: “Well, I have learned that my wife is very opinionated and her thoughts are what usually drive my actions.”
Customer: “Nah, the last fight I had with my wife, she came crawling after me.”
Clerk: “Oh?”
Customer: “Yeah, she was yelling ‘Get out from under that bed you lousy coward!’”
Both chuckled then parted ways. Old people rock!
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