Put Him On Jenny Craig!

So I hear that Australia has banned the use of 'Ho Ho Ho' from its Santas stating that it scares small children and the word 'ho' is derogatory to women. Instead, Santas have been asked to say 'Ha Ha Ha.' I am guessing that a 300+ pound guy in a big red, furry suit is the scary part, not necessarily what he says. And when did we begin to equate laughter and jocularity with demeaning women? Sorry, but a 'Ho' is a prostitute/easy woman, 'Ho Ho' is a snack cake, and 'Ho Ho Ho' is what Santa is suppose to say. Don't mess with tradition because you think someone would better appreciate the political correctness of it. Really, this world is becoming so cravingly politically correct that we wouldn't know a good time if it sat on our face.