A 1000 mile journey usually begins with a cash advance.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set!

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Life is a journey, not a destination. It's also a board game.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I will remember. Teach me and I will learn.
Wheat balls. A vegetarian dish or scarecrow genitalia?

1 comment:
You were thinking of me when you read the slinky quote the first time, weren't you???
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