Friday, January 20, 2006

Random Thoughts On a Rainy Friday

Jesus saves, but Gretzky rebounds and scores!

A 1000 mile journey usually begins with a cash advance.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set!

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Life is a journey, not a destination. It's also a board game.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I will remember. Teach me and I will learn.

Wheat balls. A vegetarian dish or scarecrow genitalia?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You were thinking of me when you read the slinky quote the first time, weren't you???